October 2014 Archive

Why do the clocks have to go back?

Posted Monday 27th October 2014   By Ericka Waller

So I’ve been doing some (sleep-deprived) research and I cannot find a good argument for the clocks changing. Apparently it makes for ‘happier postmen, happier farmers, safer roads and a more united Scotland’.

Please can we cancel Christmas

Posted Tuesday 21st October 2014   By Ericka Waller

So it’s bloody happening. I went into a supermarket and tripped over a massive display of discounted Christmas puddings while Slade assaulted my eardrums with some unknown tune about how he wishes it could be Christmas every day.

About my book.. and how you can help

Posted Monday 13th October 2014   By Ericka Waller

So I’ve written a book. It’s something I have always been wanted to do. I finished it about 18 months ago. I had no idea at the time I was writing, that some of it would become true. I actually find it too hard to read back these days. I feel such a bloody fool.

How to throw a kids party

Posted Tuesday 7th October 2014   By Ericka Waller

So Thing-three’s Dalmatian party went well. Everybody followed the dress code (can you guess what it was?), and the sun shone brightly, so 18 onesie-clad children skipped off to play in the garden. “Don’t worry”, I assured everyone, “I’ve done the dog poo check. Who wants a nice cup of tea?” (As opposed to a crap one.)